From Groucho to Gervais - this is the ultimate collection of over 1,000 of the world's funniest jokes, one-liners and zingers from stand-up, film and television. Best. Gags. Ever! is filled with the funniest quotes from the greatest comedians, actors and actresses ever to walk the Earth.
"Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year." Victor Borge
"When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws; only catapults." Demetri Martin
"Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids." Homer Simpson read more
"Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year." Victor Borge
"When you have a fat friend, there are no see-saws; only catapults." Demetri Martin
"Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids." Homer Simpson read more